CASABLANCA II coming soon

You read that right! 68 years in the making (more or less), ONEOWNER has made the movie no one has dared to make. It's taken a long time to get all the elements for this movie to come together but, at last, it's here. It's a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption. Reviews have been very positive so far. The New Yorker - "...even better than the first one!", Time magazine - "... a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption", Entertainment Weakly - "Black is Back!", Webster (Where Life is Worth Living) Herald - "...SWELL!!!".

So don't miss this one boys and girls! It's not too early in the year to start picking Oscar favorites. Stay tuned.

Crash of the Titans - a movie you shouldn't miss!

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This seems very similar to another movie in theaters now called CLASH OF THE TITANS. The big difference between that movie and Emo's is that this one is historically accurate and based on the real Perseus (a cat)! And this one is in WEBSTERVISION!! If that's not enough to make you want to go out and buy a ticket, here's one more thing - CRASH OF THE TITANS is FREE!!! Yes, that's right. The first 10,000 tickets will be given away absolutely free. We'll keep you informed when it's released so you can wait in line with the other 9,999 fans!!! Stay tuned!

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Emo's latest poster for the film ELEMENT 119 shows him perched on his Hoverpad (his invention) with his thinking cap on. Although it seems fantastic that a cat can discover an element (and name it after himself!) we have to remember that this is no ordinary cat. Emo was named INVENTOR of the YEAR (2005) by Popular Science for his Flux Capacitor, a device many scientist believe essential for time travel and trash disposal.

In addition to Emo, the cast features James Dyson, inventor of the ball, making his acting debut. Mr. Dyson replaces Mickey Rourke, who dropped out of the production due to a "scheduling conflict". Yeah, right! Stay tuned!!!

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It's a little known fact that Emo was behind bars for a long time. Yes, that's right. He was caught stealing day old french fries out of a dumpster behind a McDonald's in River Falls, WI. Now his story can be told. A true story of bad luck, regret and redemption. Wait, it's a story of bad luck, regret, then good luck and then redemption. But not a lot of bad luck. And not so much regret. But a true story nonetheless. Rumor has it that this story is so good that it may be make into a book! Also, Corey Barker may do a tutorial on the making of the poster on www.planetphotoshop.com. Life is so SWEET! For Emo, that is. Stay tuned!

Furious

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Sandra Bullock is HOT! We're, of course, talking about her career. Her Academy Award (and Razzie) win was the highlight of one of her best years as an actress. We've loved all her films, with the possible exception of "Speed 2: Cruise Control". She has finally teamed with Emo for the latest "Furious". Since not much is know about this project, there is a lot of speculation about the plot. Insiders say it is not about Sandy's "personal problem" but about the fur industry. Good guess. That's Emo's fur on the poster! Stay tuned!

Terror Code 303 Premiers

Webster has finally premiered Emo's Terror Code 303, a film that has spent over a year in the vault. This problem plagued production has just passed Emo's requirements for a release. Rumor has it that he has taken over final editing and shot additional scenes to get it theater worthy. This is the first big sci-fi pic this year and advanced screenings have been very positive. Emo decided to take a chance on action co-stars that, to be kind, haven't had a hit in a very long time. But that's the kind of guy he is. He loved (some of) their movies, it's only fair to give a second chance to such amazing talent. If you're in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), check it out. If not, what are you waiting for, housing here is very affordable. MOVE! Stay tuned.

Is this or is this not - Emo?

Well, the answer is yes. And no. It seems that the producers pieced this together from outtakes of other Emo films. That's why we see the black bar across his eyes, an annoyance that occurs through the entire 3 minutes and 13 seconds of Emo footage. Very, very low budget. But guess what - it's pretty good! One reviewer says "... this is the movie Hitchcock would have made if he lived to be 110 years old". So go check it out. It's in limited release now but it'll be on DVD next month. Stay tuned!

Emo @ Home

Yes, that's Emo, relaxing on the set of his latest film (which happens to be his back yard) in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. Because Emo doesn't like to travel very much, most of the films are make in his home, where he spends over 102% of his time. That's excluding those annoying visits to Clip'n'Cuddle and the vet, where he will be headed for his annual check-up very shortly. Though he doesn't enjoy these outings (especially in Webster winter weather), he is very well behaved and has only attacked one groomer on one occasion. We won't get too far into it but, she had it coming, according to an Emo rep.

SpongeBob makes a rare appearance Webster

Webster (Where Life is Worth Living) declared a snow day today, so what do you do when life gives you snow? Make snowmen, or in this case, a snow SpongeBob. He must be having a good time, because he's smiling a mile wide!

BearcaT

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Filmed this winter in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), Bearcat tells the story of a lost cat struggling to stay alive in the dead of winter on the streets of in upstate New York. Contrary to popular belief, cats and bears have much in common; they both are covered in fur, both eat quite a lot of fish (for their size) and they both like to sleep. However, while cats like to keep warm (especially Emo), polar bears love the cold weather. Solution? ACTING!!! Early review say this is one of the best Emo movies EVER!!! Stay tuned!