VACUUMANIA

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VacuuMania is billed as a horror movie for cats, but the cat world will be very upset when this movie is released on Halloween. It's a known fact cats are very afraid of vacuum cleaners, though there hasn't been a documented case of a cat being sucked in by one since 2008. Then there was one in 2007 and two in 2006 and 4 in 2005. Holy cats, this is an ongoing problem!!! We urge you to AVOID THIS MOVIE!!! DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!! STAY AWAY!!! STAY FAR AWAY!!! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!! DO NOT COME OUT FOR 20 MINUTES!!!

Advanced tickets are available from FANDANGO starting this Friday.

THIS JUST IN:

The inappropriate behavior seen by one cat in this move was actually performed by a professional stunt cat. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE VACCUME CLEANER!!!!!