MERRY CHRISTMAS

Emo and his handlers would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone in the world a Merry Christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate). Peace!

WIDE ASLEEP

WIDE ASLEEP is being released across the country shortly but the real question is "IS THIS REALLY AN EMO MOVIE?"  Normally, the producer or director named ALAN SMITHEE is code for "this movie stinks".  How could Emo be associated with something so bad?  Stay tuned!!!

Emo is in da House

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If you can't get to Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY to visit Emo, pick up a copy of ARCHITECTURAL DIJEST magazine to see his home.  Nested on 1/3 exquisitely landscaped acres outside Rochester, the house is home to Emo and his handlers.  The house has been designed to retain the charm of an '80 split while boasting amenities such as running water, see-thru windows and flush toilets.  The kitchen has it's own refrigeration unit as well as a gas flame cooking device.  Work continues at a slow pace to refine and maintain the stately level befitting a star of his stature.  On sale now wherever fine magazines are sold.

Watch out for - CATATONIA

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Just in time for Halloween!  This looks pretty scary!  Emo usually come out with an appropriate move for Halloween and this looks like one of his best. With an all-star cast (and an Emo favorite, Troy McClure) we can't wait!!!  Better get in line early for tickets to see this one! 

NEW!!! "The Secret" is out (or will be soon)!

Looks like Harry Potter will have some competition this fall!  THE SECRET OF THE CAT'S EYE has been the most anticipated film of the year, and a big event in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY, where it will premiere.  Emo is expected to be on hand if his handlers can wake him in time.  Then, a long vacation is planned for Emo.  His plans include sleeping by the fireplace and eating lots of french fries.  But don't worry, the word on the street is that there are at least 2 more films to be released after SECRET.  Stay tuned!

He's baaaaack!

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Emo returns from a long nap with a new movie coming to select theaters this month.  It's WHERE THE WILD THINGS HIDE and he's very excited about it.  As usual, details about this project have been kept under wraps, so not much information to pass on until reviewers get a chance to see it.  So if you happen to be in an area where there is a select theater, be sure to catch it.  Anything Emo is an event!  Stay tuned!

Dr. Who?

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Just in time to chase away the "back to school" blues, the first theatrical move of Doctor Who has Emo as his co-star.  Or is that co-pilot?  Dr. Who is the longest running science fiction show in the world and has never been more popular.  The program depicts the adventures of a mysterious and eccentric humanoid alien known as the Doctor who travels through time and space in his spacecraft, the TARDIS (an acronym for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space), which normally appears from the exterior to be a blue 1960s British police call box.  It is much bigger on the inside that on the outside. (Don't ask).  See it only in theaters, and don't forget your sonic screwdrivers!!!

New this fall...

ONEOWNER has announced that the new CLAW & ORDER CC will air this fall.  Emo is not much of a TV guy, but he does like a good mystery once and a while.  Word has it he will make a guest appearance this season.  We'll keep you posted.   Stay tuned!!!

Bwana Emo in the Land of the Lost Litter

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Every summer there is a movie that stands above the rest and becomes an instant classic.  "Bwana Emo in the Land of the Lost Litter" is that movie this year.  The New York Times said "This is what summer movies are all about".  Entertainment Weakly said "The movie Leonardo DiCaprio wished he made instead of that other one."  Roger Ebert said "Finally, a film worthy of my praise."  Webster Herald said "SWELL!!!". And it's in WEBSTERVISION too!!!

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