Furious

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Sandra Bullock is HOT! We're, of course, talking about her career. Her Academy Award (and Razzie) win was the highlight of one of her best years as an actress. We've loved all her films, with the possible exception of "Speed 2: Cruise Control". She has finally teamed with Emo for the latest "Furious". Since not much is know about this project, there is a lot of speculation about the plot. Insiders say it is not about Sandy's "personal problem" but about the fur industry. Good guess. That's Emo's fur on the poster! Stay tuned!

Terror Code 303 Premiers

Webster has finally premiered Emo's Terror Code 303, a film that has spent over a year in the vault. This problem plagued production has just passed Emo's requirements for a release. Rumor has it that he has taken over final editing and shot additional scenes to get it theater worthy. This is the first big sci-fi pic this year and advanced screenings have been very positive. Emo decided to take a chance on action co-stars that, to be kind, haven't had a hit in a very long time. But that's the kind of guy he is. He loved (some of) their movies, it's only fair to give a second chance to such amazing talent. If you're in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), check it out. If not, what are you waiting for, housing here is very affordable. MOVE! Stay tuned.

Is this or is this not - Emo?

Well, the answer is yes. And no. It seems that the producers pieced this together from outtakes of other Emo films. That's why we see the black bar across his eyes, an annoyance that occurs through the entire 3 minutes and 13 seconds of Emo footage. Very, very low budget. But guess what - it's pretty good! One reviewer says "... this is the movie Hitchcock would have made if he lived to be 110 years old". So go check it out. It's in limited release now but it'll be on DVD next month. Stay tuned!

Emo @ Home

Yes, that's Emo, relaxing on the set of his latest film (which happens to be his back yard) in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. Because Emo doesn't like to travel very much, most of the films are make in his home, where he spends over 102% of his time. That's excluding those annoying visits to Clip'n'Cuddle and the vet, where he will be headed for his annual check-up very shortly. Though he doesn't enjoy these outings (especially in Webster winter weather), he is very well behaved and has only attacked one groomer on one occasion. We won't get too far into it but, she had it coming, according to an Emo rep.