CASABLANCA II coming soon

You read that right! 68 years in the making (more or less), ONEOWNER has made the movie no one has dared to make. It's taken a long time to get all the elements for this movie to come together but, at last, it's here. It's a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption. Reviews have been very positive so far. The New Yorker - "...even better than the first one!", Time magazine - "... a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption", Entertainment Weakly - "Black is Back!", Webster (Where Life is Worth Living) Herald - "...SWELL!!!".

So don't miss this one boys and girls! It's not too early in the year to start picking Oscar favorites. Stay tuned.

Crash of the Titans - a movie you shouldn't miss!

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This seems very similar to another movie in theaters now called CLASH OF THE TITANS. The big difference between that movie and Emo's is that this one is historically accurate and based on the real Perseus (a cat)! And this one is in WEBSTERVISION!! If that's not enough to make you want to go out and buy a ticket, here's one more thing - CRASH OF THE TITANS is FREE!!! Yes, that's right. The first 10,000 tickets will be given away absolutely free. We'll keep you informed when it's released so you can wait in line with the other 9,999 fans!!! Stay tuned!

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Emo's latest poster for the film ELEMENT 119 shows him perched on his Hoverpad (his invention) with his thinking cap on. Although it seems fantastic that a cat can discover an element (and name it after himself!) we have to remember that this is no ordinary cat. Emo was named INVENTOR of the YEAR (2005) by Popular Science for his Flux Capacitor, a device many scientist believe essential for time travel and trash disposal.

In addition to Emo, the cast features James Dyson, inventor of the ball, making his acting debut. Mr. Dyson replaces Mickey Rourke, who dropped out of the production due to a "scheduling conflict". Yeah, right! Stay tuned!!!

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It's a little known fact that Emo was behind bars for a long time. Yes, that's right. He was caught stealing day old french fries out of a dumpster behind a McDonald's in River Falls, WI. Now his story can be told. A true story of bad luck, regret and redemption. Wait, it's a story of bad luck, regret, then good luck and then redemption. But not a lot of bad luck. And not so much regret. But a true story nonetheless. Rumor has it that this story is so good that it may be make into a book! Also, Corey Barker may do a tutorial on the making of the poster on www.planetphotoshop.com. Life is so SWEET! For Emo, that is. Stay tuned!