Wanna see something really scary?:

Happy Halloween! In keeping with the tradition of scaring ourselves half to death, Emo is releasing BAD CAT for a limited run in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. If you're lucky enough to be in the area, it promises to be SPOOKTACULAR!!! The rest of the country (and world) will have to wait to see it, but it's worth the wait. Stay tuned!

VACUUMANIA

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VacuuMania is billed as a horror movie for cats, but the cat world will be very upset when this movie is released on Halloween. It's a known fact cats are very afraid of vacuum cleaners, though there hasn't been a documented case of a cat being sucked in by one since 2008. Then there was one in 2007 and two in 2006 and 4 in 2005. Holy cats, this is an ongoing problem!!! We urge you to AVOID THIS MOVIE!!! DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!! STAY AWAY!!! STAY FAR AWAY!!! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!! DO NOT COME OUT FOR 20 MINUTES!!!

Advanced tickets are available from FANDANGO starting this Friday.

THIS JUST IN:

The inappropriate behavior seen by one cat in this move was actually performed by a professional stunt cat. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE VACCUME CLEANER!!!!!

So You Think You Can Sleep???!!!

ONEOWNER and Fox TV have started advertising Emo's "So You Think You Can Sleep" show this week. While it may not look too exciting, producers think it will appeal to the huge audiences that appreciate Golf, High Stakes Poker and anything on PBS (not to mention Larry King). We can't wait!!! Stay tuned!

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That's Emo in the poster above. This is one of a series of instructional posters on cats that will be available soon. The initial press release states that no animals were harmed in the production of these posters. A rep for ONEOWNER, the poster production company, did say that the thought bubble is, in fact, Emo's, proving what a great actor he really is. Stay tuned for more!