Terror Code 303 Premiers

Webster has finally premiered Emo's Terror Code 303, a film that has spent over a year in the vault. This problem plagued production has just passed Emo's requirements for a release. Rumor has it that he has taken over final editing and shot additional scenes to get it theater worthy. This is the first big sci-fi pic this year and advanced screenings have been very positive. Emo decided to take a chance on action co-stars that, to be kind, haven't had a hit in a very long time. But that's the kind of guy he is. He loved (some of) their movies, it's only fair to give a second chance to such amazing talent. If you're in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), check it out. If not, what are you waiting for, housing here is very affordable. MOVE! Stay tuned.

Is this or is this not - Emo?

Well, the answer is yes. And no. It seems that the producers pieced this together from outtakes of other Emo films. That's why we see the black bar across his eyes, an annoyance that occurs through the entire 3 minutes and 13 seconds of Emo footage. Very, very low budget. But guess what - it's pretty good! One reviewer says "... this is the movie Hitchcock would have made if he lived to be 110 years old". So go check it out. It's in limited release now but it'll be on DVD next month. Stay tuned!

Emo @ Home

Yes, that's Emo, relaxing on the set of his latest film (which happens to be his back yard) in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. Because Emo doesn't like to travel very much, most of the films are make in his home, where he spends over 102% of his time. That's excluding those annoying visits to Clip'n'Cuddle and the vet, where he will be headed for his annual check-up very shortly. Though he doesn't enjoy these outings (especially in Webster winter weather), he is very well behaved and has only attacked one groomer on one occasion. We won't get too far into it but, she had it coming, according to an Emo rep.

SpongeBob makes a rare appearance Webster

Webster (Where Life is Worth Living) declared a snow day today, so what do you do when life gives you snow? Make snowmen, or in this case, a snow SpongeBob. He must be having a good time, because he's smiling a mile wide!

BearcaT

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Filmed this winter in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), Bearcat tells the story of a lost cat struggling to stay alive in the dead of winter on the streets of in upstate New York. Contrary to popular belief, cats and bears have much in common; they both are covered in fur, both eat quite a lot of fish (for their size) and they both like to sleep. However, while cats like to keep warm (especially Emo), polar bears love the cold weather. Solution? ACTING!!! Early review say this is one of the best Emo movies EVER!!! Stay tuned!

WolfCat? Why not?

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That's Emo on the poster for the new WOLFCAT movie released today. Filmed entirely in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY where, back in 1932, the actual Wolfman appeared for the first time in the US, only in black and white. But the legend of the WOLFCAT goes way back in eastern European history. Some story tellers say that during the full moon, the cat changes into a wolf and terrorizes the countryside. Others say that the wolf turns into a cat and terrorizes the countryside. Either way, there's plenty of terror to go around. Stay tuned!!!

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Time travel has always intrigued movie goers and this one from Emo will finally take down that "Avatar" movie at the box office. Unlike most time travel stories, this one makes sense. We know that 20 minutes to a cat is everything. They sleep for 20 minutes, eat for 20 minutes, look out the back window for 20 minutes, and when mom and dad go to work, they're back in 20 minutes. They can destroy a ball of yarn or eat an entire stick of pepperoni in twenty minutes. Even a movie like "Australia" (which seemed like about 20 hours to most people) is 20 minutes to a cat. So is the movie "20 minutes" only 20 minutes long? Well, yes, to a cat! Stay tuned!!!

I'll be Bach!?

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The first ARTSHOUSE production of the year hits theaters this week. It's the story of German composer J. S. Bach and is the most ambitious role for Emo. Since there are not a lot of photographs of Bach available, it's conceivable that he looks like Emo. The audience should suspend disbelief while watching this film. But you'll get caught up in the action since the script was originally written by Sylvester Stallone, who dropped out at the last minute. This film opens in select theaters, meaning only those that are not in Multiplexes and sell salads instead of popcorn.

Emo's Entertainment Weakly Cover Shot

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Emo's on the cover of this upcoming Entertainment Weakly magazine with his friend, Lilly. Reports of these two getting together for another film are burning up the internet these days. Get all the information here, including a chat with James Cameron & Emo for a proposed Avatar sequel. One question for Cameron: If you make a movie every 10 years, won't Emo be too old to play the hero? Cameron says "Haven't you seen Avartar yet? Don't you know what we can do to actors today with CGI?" I guess we'll have to wait and see. Pick up your magazine today and stay tuned!

By the way, we saw Avatar and it's worth the extra dime to see it in 3D!!!

Emo DVDs!!!

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Emo fans rejoice! After months of waiting, the first two DVDs from ONEOWNER and Emo hit the stores this Tuesday. Emo loves trains, so it's logical that these are his train movies. There has only been one other Emo movie to make it to DVD, "Attack of the 50 Foot Cat" (his first). Why such a long wait? Who knows? We promise to get to the bottom of this, but for now, stay tuned!!!