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WOW!!! A BOGO FROM EMO! You read it right! Emo is presenting 2 movies back to back for his fans. Make no mistake, these are two "A" movies, not like those schlock movies from Tarantino and Rodriguez (no offence, we liked them too). This is Emo's way of thanking his fans for a really good year. Not much is known about either of the films, but "E THE AMAZON CAT FROM OUTER SPACE" looks like a '50s sci-fi story (a favorite of Emo's). Happy Thanksgiving to all and stay tuned!

THIS IS A TEST!!!

Wanna see something really scary?:

Happy Halloween! In keeping with the tradition of scaring ourselves half to death, Emo is releasing BAD CAT for a limited run in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. If you're lucky enough to be in the area, it promises to be SPOOKTACULAR!!! The rest of the country (and world) will have to wait to see it, but it's worth the wait. Stay tuned!

VACUUMANIA

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VacuuMania is billed as a horror movie for cats, but the cat world will be very upset when this movie is released on Halloween. It's a known fact cats are very afraid of vacuum cleaners, though there hasn't been a documented case of a cat being sucked in by one since 2008. Then there was one in 2007 and two in 2006 and 4 in 2005. Holy cats, this is an ongoing problem!!! We urge you to AVOID THIS MOVIE!!! DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!! STAY AWAY!!! STAY FAR AWAY!!! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!! DO NOT COME OUT FOR 20 MINUTES!!!

Advanced tickets are available from FANDANGO starting this Friday.

THIS JUST IN:

The inappropriate behavior seen by one cat in this move was actually performed by a professional stunt cat. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE VACCUME CLEANER!!!!!

So You Think You Can Sleep???!!!

ONEOWNER and Fox TV have started advertising Emo's "So You Think You Can Sleep" show this week. While it may not look too exciting, producers think it will appeal to the huge audiences that appreciate Golf, High Stakes Poker and anything on PBS (not to mention Larry King). We can't wait!!! Stay tuned!

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That's Emo in the poster above. This is one of a series of instructional posters on cats that will be available soon. The initial press release states that no animals were harmed in the production of these posters. A rep for ONEOWNER, the poster production company, did say that the thought bubble is, in fact, Emo's, proving what a great actor he really is. Stay tuned for more!

CSI: Webster

A late arrival to the TV schedule is the newest CSI: series, filmed entirely on location in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. This could be a hard sell for the network since not many people know about Webster (yet). Stay tuned!

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Emo loves Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY. And he shows his love with his new movie. Cast and crew (except for Morgan) are from the Webster area originally and working on this on was, as Bob Forester said, "...like going home". Advanced screenings will probably be in Webster, his hometown, so no one has seen this yet and a release date hasn't been set. But we'll keep you posted, so stay tuned!

Mob Cat?

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There hasn't been a movie about the mob in a long time, so this movie may do well in these weeks after the kids have gone back to school. This one has Emo, Pacino and DeNiro for the first time together. THAT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!! But seriously folks, do we really need another movie about the mob? The answer is YES! We can't get enough of gangsters and mobsters. And with a cast like this it could be another Blockbuster! Or it could be a dud. We will just have to buy our tickets and see for ourselves. Stay tuned!

Another teaser

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As usual there are few details about this announcement from the Emo camp. "THE CLAW" has no release date and, so far, no shooting date! These "leaks" usually mean that the project is on track and ready to roll. We'll keep you posted. Stay tuned!