Emo has received so many request to share his choice of litter that he has decided to market his own brand and not depend on other manufacturers. This revolutionary product is so advanced that the other litters are "left in the dust". The "diamond" crystals absorb odors and make the box attractive to cats. Cats love it so much that even "naughty" and "problem" cats run to this box. Does it cost more than other brand? Of course! But a portion of profits go to one of Emo's favorite charities, GRASP, which fosters homeless cats of all ages. And a box of GLITTER LITTER is so attractive, you may be tempted to keep it where everyone can see it! However, it's usually best to give the cat some privacy, trust us! Look for it at better pet stores everywhere.
Monday, May 3, 2010
GLITTER LITTER - New from Emo
Emo has received so many request to share his choice of litter that he has decided to market his own brand and not depend on other manufacturers. This revolutionary product is so advanced that the other litters are "left in the dust". The "diamond" crystals absorb odors and make the box attractive to cats. Cats love it so much that even "naughty" and "problem" cats run to this box. Does it cost more than other brand? Of course! But a portion of profits go to one of Emo's favorite charities, GRASP, which fosters homeless cats of all ages. And a box of GLITTER LITTER is so attractive, you may be tempted to keep it where everyone can see it! However, it's usually best to give the cat some privacy, trust us! Look for it at better pet stores everywhere.
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When are we gonna see some profit from these enterprises? Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
ReplyDeleteEmo has no use for shoes. Some dogs use them for chew toys, but dogs are, to put it kindly, stupid.
ReplyDeleteAs for the profits from the GLITTER LITTER. Emo has a team of tax accountants and lawyers who have filed all the correct paper work for his "enterprises" with the IRS, FCC, WWF, NATO, CTU and OKGO to be in complete compliance.