From Emo's High School Yearbook?!?

EMO

Football, 9; Basketball, 10; Bowling, 11; Golf, 12; National Honor Society, 9, 10, 11, 12; Band, 9, 10, 11, 12; Glee Club, 9, 10, 11, 12; Homecoming King; Varsity Club President, 10, 11, 12; Student Council, 9, 10, 11, 12; Student Council President; Voted "Most Likely to Succeed"; National Feline Institute Cat of the Year; Likes soft chairs, fish, whipped cream, toys that look like carrots; Dislikes loud noises, sudden movement, doorbells;  Favorite TV show, "Dog, the Bounty Hunter";  Favorite movie, "The Adventures of Milo and Otis";  Favorite Broadway Play, "Cats";  Favorite Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's  "Phish Food" and "Whirled Peace".