Dr. Who?

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Just in time to chase away the "back to school" blues, the first theatrical move of Doctor Who has Emo as his co-star.  Or is that co-pilot?  Dr. Who is the longest running science fiction show in the world and has never been more popular.  The program depicts the adventures of a mysterious and eccentric humanoid alien known as the Doctor who travels through time and space in his spacecraft, the TARDIS (an acronym for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space), which normally appears from the exterior to be a blue 1960s British police call box.  It is much bigger on the inside that on the outside. (Don't ask).  See it only in theaters, and don't forget your sonic screwdrivers!!!

New this fall...

ONEOWNER has announced that the new CLAW & ORDER CC will air this fall.  Emo is not much of a TV guy, but he does like a good mystery once and a while.  Word has it he will make a guest appearance this season.  We'll keep you posted.   Stay tuned!!!

Bwana Emo in the Land of the Lost Litter

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Every summer there is a movie that stands above the rest and becomes an instant classic.  "Bwana Emo in the Land of the Lost Litter" is that movie this year.  The New York Times said "This is what summer movies are all about".  Entertainment Weakly said "The movie Leonardo DiCaprio wished he made instead of that other one."  Roger Ebert said "Finally, a film worthy of my praise."  Webster Herald said "SWELL!!!". And it's in WEBSTERVISION too!!!

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Get the new Emo iPad wallpaper, FREE!!!  Click on the comment below and register to get your wallpaper autographed by Emo himself!!! 

Must be 12 or over to register.  This offer not available in states north of the 49th parallel, due to former governor restrictions.  Sorry.

PARANORMAL CAPTIVITY - Coming soon!

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From Emo's High School Yearbook?!?

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Football, 9; Basketball, 10; Bowling, 11; Golf, 12; National Honor Society, 9, 10, 11, 12; Band, 9, 10, 11, 12; Glee Club, 9, 10, 11, 12; Homecoming King; Varsity Club President, 10, 11, 12; Student Council, 9, 10, 11, 12; Student Council President; Voted "Most Likely to Succeed"; National Feline Institute Cat of the Year; Likes soft chairs, fish, whipped cream, toys that look like carrots; Dislikes loud noises, sudden movement, doorbells;  Favorite TV show, "Dog, the Bounty Hunter";  Favorite movie, "The Adventures of Milo and Otis";  Favorite Broadway Play, "Cats";  Favorite Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's  "Phish Food" and "Whirled Peace".

WARP! Coming Soon!!!

ONEOWNER hasn't said much about this but we do know it was filmed entirely in Webster (Where life is Worth Living), NY.  Fortunately, Webster looks a lot like River Falls in the winter, so it could be pretty convincing.  Is it Emo's life story?  Stay tuned!

The Most Anticipated Movie of the Decade (if not the day)!

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Finally, after years of waiting, the movie you have been waiting for is just around the corner.  STARGAZE will be in theaters this July!  Peter Jackson proclaimed this to be the best movie of the year - and HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN IT!!!  It's the movie he always wanted to make!  Well, now he doesn't have to.  Stay tuned for more high praise.

Emo makes the cover of American Art!!!

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WOW!!!  American Art is probably the most prestigious magazine in the world (next to Cat Fancy)!!!  This was shot at the ONEOWNER studios in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY last year and has had the art world buzzing!!!  Emo has received offers of up to $6.47 for each copy.  But this beautiful COLOR print can be yours for free!  You read that right - FREE!!!  Leave a comment below and one lucky fan will win!!! But wait, there's more!!!  The lucky winner will also have the print autographed by Emo himself!!!  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, act now!!! 

CREATURE Feature - new from Emo

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CREATURES from the BLUE LAGOON opens this week around the country at most theaters equipped to show WEBSTERVISION.  If there isn't one near you, wait one week and the rest of the country will see the non-WEBSTERVISION version.  This movie has the critics raving!  We find our hero shipwrecked on a desert island frozen in time, surrounded by prehistoric creatures without his blanky!  And no treats!  He soon realizes he may be thousands of miles from the nearest place that serves french fries!  How can he be saved???!!! Did we mention there are NO TREATS?!!!