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Emo's first Spanish movie is on the way!

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In any language, Emo movies are very entertaining. This one is full of action, adventure, romance, action, music, action and action! And there is plenty of ACTION too! Filmed entirely on location in Mexico and Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY, this action packed adventure finds the Cat Bandit on the run after being double crossed by the Federales! They didn't realize that they messed with the wrong cat!! We don't want to give too much away, but there is plenty of action! Coming to a theater near you soon. Stay tuned!

GLITTER LITTER - New from Emo

Emo has received so many request to share his choice of litter that he has decided to market his own brand and not depend on other manufacturers. This revolutionary product is so advanced that the other litters are "left in the dust". The "diamond" crystals absorb odors and make the box attractive to cats. Cats love it so much that even "naughty" and "problem" cats run to this box. Does it cost more than other brand? Of course! But a portion of profits go to one of Emo's favorite charities, GRASP, which fosters homeless cats of all ages. And a box of GLITTER LITTER is so attractive, you may be tempted to keep it where everyone can see it! However, it's usually best to give the cat some privacy, trust us! Look for it at better pet stores everywhere.

CASABLANCA II coming soon

You read that right! 68 years in the making (more or less), ONEOWNER has made the movie no one has dared to make. It's taken a long time to get all the elements for this movie to come together but, at last, it's here. It's a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption. Reviews have been very positive so far. The New Yorker - "...even better than the first one!", Time magazine - "... a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption", Entertainment Weakly - "Black is Back!", Webster (Where Life is Worth Living) Herald - "...SWELL!!!".

So don't miss this one boys and girls! It's not too early in the year to start picking Oscar favorites. Stay tuned.

Crash of the Titans - a movie you shouldn't miss!

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This seems very similar to another movie in theaters now called CLASH OF THE TITANS. The big difference between that movie and Emo's is that this one is historically accurate and based on the real Perseus (a cat)! And this one is in WEBSTERVISION!! If that's not enough to make you want to go out and buy a ticket, here's one more thing - CRASH OF THE TITANS is FREE!!! Yes, that's right. The first 10,000 tickets will be given away absolutely free. We'll keep you informed when it's released so you can wait in line with the other 9,999 fans!!! Stay tuned!

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Emo's latest poster for the film ELEMENT 119 shows him perched on his Hoverpad (his invention) with his thinking cap on. Although it seems fantastic that a cat can discover an element (and name it after himself!) we have to remember that this is no ordinary cat. Emo was named INVENTOR of the YEAR (2005) by Popular Science for his Flux Capacitor, a device many scientist believe essential for time travel and trash disposal.

In addition to Emo, the cast features James Dyson, inventor of the ball, making his acting debut. Mr. Dyson replaces Mickey Rourke, who dropped out of the production due to a "scheduling conflict". Yeah, right! Stay tuned!!!

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It's a little known fact that Emo was behind bars for a long time. Yes, that's right. He was caught stealing day old french fries out of a dumpster behind a McDonald's in River Falls, WI. Now his story can be told. A true story of bad luck, regret and redemption. Wait, it's a story of bad luck, regret, then good luck and then redemption. But not a lot of bad luck. And not so much regret. But a true story nonetheless. Rumor has it that this story is so good that it may be make into a book! Also, Corey Barker may do a tutorial on the making of the poster on www.planetphotoshop.com. Life is so SWEET! For Emo, that is. Stay tuned!

Furious

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Sandra Bullock is HOT! We're, of course, talking about her career. Her Academy Award (and Razzie) win was the highlight of one of her best years as an actress. We've loved all her films, with the possible exception of "Speed 2: Cruise Control". She has finally teamed with Emo for the latest "Furious". Since not much is know about this project, there is a lot of speculation about the plot. Insiders say it is not about Sandy's "personal problem" but about the fur industry. Good guess. That's Emo's fur on the poster! Stay tuned!

Terror Code 303 Premiers

Webster has finally premiered Emo's Terror Code 303, a film that has spent over a year in the vault. This problem plagued production has just passed Emo's requirements for a release. Rumor has it that he has taken over final editing and shot additional scenes to get it theater worthy. This is the first big sci-fi pic this year and advanced screenings have been very positive. Emo decided to take a chance on action co-stars that, to be kind, haven't had a hit in a very long time. But that's the kind of guy he is. He loved (some of) their movies, it's only fair to give a second chance to such amazing talent. If you're in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), check it out. If not, what are you waiting for, housing here is very affordable. MOVE! Stay tuned.

Is this or is this not - Emo?

Well, the answer is yes. And no. It seems that the producers pieced this together from outtakes of other Emo films. That's why we see the black bar across his eyes, an annoyance that occurs through the entire 3 minutes and 13 seconds of Emo footage. Very, very low budget. But guess what - it's pretty good! One reviewer says "... this is the movie Hitchcock would have made if he lived to be 110 years old". So go check it out. It's in limited release now but it'll be on DVD next month. Stay tuned!