PARANORMAL CAPTIVITY - Coming soon!

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From Emo's High School Yearbook?!?

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Football, 9; Basketball, 10; Bowling, 11; Golf, 12; National Honor Society, 9, 10, 11, 12; Band, 9, 10, 11, 12; Glee Club, 9, 10, 11, 12; Homecoming King; Varsity Club President, 10, 11, 12; Student Council, 9, 10, 11, 12; Student Council President; Voted "Most Likely to Succeed"; National Feline Institute Cat of the Year; Likes soft chairs, fish, whipped cream, toys that look like carrots; Dislikes loud noises, sudden movement, doorbells;  Favorite TV show, "Dog, the Bounty Hunter";  Favorite movie, "The Adventures of Milo and Otis";  Favorite Broadway Play, "Cats";  Favorite Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's  "Phish Food" and "Whirled Peace".

WARP! Coming Soon!!!

ONEOWNER hasn't said much about this but we do know it was filmed entirely in Webster (Where life is Worth Living), NY.  Fortunately, Webster looks a lot like River Falls in the winter, so it could be pretty convincing.  Is it Emo's life story?  Stay tuned!

The Most Anticipated Movie of the Decade (if not the day)!

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Finally, after years of waiting, the movie you have been waiting for is just around the corner.  STARGAZE will be in theaters this July!  Peter Jackson proclaimed this to be the best movie of the year - and HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN IT!!!  It's the movie he always wanted to make!  Well, now he doesn't have to.  Stay tuned for more high praise.

Emo makes the cover of American Art!!!

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WOW!!!  American Art is probably the most prestigious magazine in the world (next to Cat Fancy)!!!  This was shot at the ONEOWNER studios in Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY last year and has had the art world buzzing!!!  Emo has received offers of up to $6.47 for each copy.  But this beautiful COLOR print can be yours for free!  You read that right - FREE!!!  Leave a comment below and one lucky fan will win!!! But wait, there's more!!!  The lucky winner will also have the print autographed by Emo himself!!!  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, act now!!! 

CREATURE Feature - new from Emo

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CREATURES from the BLUE LAGOON opens this week around the country at most theaters equipped to show WEBSTERVISION.  If there isn't one near you, wait one week and the rest of the country will see the non-WEBSTERVISION version.  This movie has the critics raving!  We find our hero shipwrecked on a desert island frozen in time, surrounded by prehistoric creatures without his blanky!  And no treats!  He soon realizes he may be thousands of miles from the nearest place that serves french fries!  How can he be saved???!!! Did we mention there are NO TREATS?!!!

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Finally.  Emo has promised to read as many comments left by his fans as his waking hours permit.  He might even answer some of your questions!  So, go ahead, leave a comment!  Please!!

Emo's first Spanish movie is on the way!

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In any language, Emo movies are very entertaining. This one is full of action, adventure, romance, action, music, action and action! And there is plenty of ACTION too! Filmed entirely on location in Mexico and Webster (Where Life is Worth Living), NY, this action packed adventure finds the Cat Bandit on the run after being double crossed by the Federales! They didn't realize that they messed with the wrong cat!! We don't want to give too much away, but there is plenty of action! Coming to a theater near you soon. Stay tuned!

GLITTER LITTER - New from Emo

Emo has received so many request to share his choice of litter that he has decided to market his own brand and not depend on other manufacturers. This revolutionary product is so advanced that the other litters are "left in the dust". The "diamond" crystals absorb odors and make the box attractive to cats. Cats love it so much that even "naughty" and "problem" cats run to this box. Does it cost more than other brand? Of course! But a portion of profits go to one of Emo's favorite charities, GRASP, which fosters homeless cats of all ages. And a box of GLITTER LITTER is so attractive, you may be tempted to keep it where everyone can see it! However, it's usually best to give the cat some privacy, trust us! Look for it at better pet stores everywhere.

CASABLANCA II coming soon

You read that right! 68 years in the making (more or less), ONEOWNER has made the movie no one has dared to make. It's taken a long time to get all the elements for this movie to come together but, at last, it's here. It's a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption. Reviews have been very positive so far. The New Yorker - "...even better than the first one!", Time magazine - "... a sweeping tale of love, betrayal, revenge, murder, more revenge, some music and, finally, redemption", Entertainment Weakly - "Black is Back!", Webster (Where Life is Worth Living) Herald - "...SWELL!!!".

So don't miss this one boys and girls! It's not too early in the year to start picking Oscar favorites. Stay tuned.